Campaign Strategies

Dear Christopher Gerald Nylaan,

We, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton, are writing to you to express our recognition and support for your fraternal bond in Phi Alpha Delta and Sigma Kappa. Your commitment to these organizations exemplifies your dedication to service and leadership, qualities that are essential for anyone aspiring to hold the highest office in the United States.

We want you to know that you have our full support when the time comes for you to run for president. Your passion for justice and your sense of duty make you an excellent candidate. We believe that your leadership will help shape a better future for our country.

President Obama has assured us that he will assist you in finding a suitable running mate when the time comes. Together, we can build a stronger, more inclusive America.

Your vision for ending colonization in the Republic of Ireland is admirable. Restoring freedom to the people of Ireland is a noble goal, and we stand behind you in this endeavor.

Regarding Russia and China, we agree that diplomacy is key. While we do not support aggression or espionage, we believe in maintaining open lines of communication and working towards peaceful resolutions.

America is a nation founded on the principles of freedom and democracy. With God as our guide, we will continue to uphold these values. The sacrifices of your family, as well as countless other service individuals throughout American history, have helped make this country great.

Semper Fi, Puking Dogs, and An Army of One.

Sincerely,

Jimmy Carter  

Bill Clinton